My Time Capsule Will Be A Basketcase Full of Platanos

I have been a wise old man. I have been a scared little boy. I have been a confident social butterfly. I have been a shy emotional recluse. I have been a distinguished and diplomatic gentleman. I have been a profane and perverted monkey. I once diagnosed myself as a personality channel surfer with relationship ADD, but now I know I am a DominicAnomaly. I think Jesus is cool, especially the whole freedom through forgiveness thing. I think Buddha is cool, because sometimes you just gotta let shit go. We are all just so damned alone. Vanity makes you duplicitous. Shamelessness wins everywhere, but I think you pay for it with your heart. Too smart is dumb again. TV is the biggest liar you’ll ever meet, and yet it feels so true. Women are smarter. They just are. Psychiatrists are obsessive-compulsive control freaks with mother complexes. Love is an extraordinary talent and I want to be talented. Gotta stop drinking. Love dancing. People are drugs. We do the other stuff to kick the habit. Gotta fall out of love with yourself sometimes, but don’t ever get divorced, you can make it if you try. Wish money didn’t rule everybody. I swear there must be people who’d rather fuck dollar bills. You can’t really swim in coins like Scrooge McDuck. Stop all the fucking molestation please. Fucking a hundred girls is more honorable than polygamy I guess, but it costs just as much of your soul. Everybody’s easy. Being naive and “innocent” isn’t so bad. Sometimes it’s beautifully honest. Sometimes the bitter pretenders are the real naive ones. Honesty is always more beautiful but you gotta be brave and dig deep. No canned responses about yourself please. Cliches should be impossible. Humans are just too short-term anything. Never satisfied without patience. I am probably just projecting myself. If you were blind love would matter more, but who wants to be blind. Everybody is someone or something’s bitch. Especially our Egos. No new religions…please. Thanks. Be free.